Mistress Lagertha


I’ll politely ask that you read all of the information on the about me page for an idea of my interests, along with etiquette and sessions page’s before you make first contact. That way you will approach me correctly making the best possible impression of yourself and you will have an idea of what to expect.  

I prefer initial applications by email, because you can send an email anytime of day to me.  And completing my booking application form, means your session time doesn’t get as eaten into getting all this information from you on arrival.  I reply to genuine applications, at my earliest convenience.  

If you have a general enquiry please use the email address below


I have a dedicated mobile number, which you are welcome to use between the hours of 11am and 10pm – provided you don’t withold your number.  I can’t always answer, but I’ll return a missed call with a text when I’m free.  Alternatively you can book a time to call me, by sending me a text or email.

07380 402031



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