Contact Mistress Lagertha

If you really need to contact me because you haven’t managed to find the answer elsewhere on my site – please use this form to do so, but, you are requesting an email conversation by checking the box.  This email converstion is not for booking sessions or selling me shit!

I will not respond for long drawn out conversation about what I will do in your session with me – that discussion will happen once you have filled out the booking application and before your session starts, usually by phone or in person.

It should also be noted that I am a busy person, meaning I don’t sit about all day waiting for your contact.  As such, not all of my responces will be immediate.
I will reply at my earliest convenience, usually within 24hrs.

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